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Funk + Fashion (5kb--short and sweet and soundless)

The Cobra's Habitat (657kb--interactive!)

Patlander 2002 (529kb--a nuisance to download, but worth every debauched byte!)

Rebecca & Janay in Arizona (361kb--an .spl file--I'm not exactly sure what that is but it seems to work. For more on Girlfriend Magazine's Girlfriend of the Month, go here.)

The Guvna vs. Tiny Women (753kb--Partick, aka, The Guvna gets his black belt. Another .spl file)

The Late Great Chuck McGovern (868kb--A movie about my Dad. Another .spl file)

Karaoke Madness at Mr. Phelp's House! (484kb--Another .spl file)