Sharon on More Cars

SCOTTSDALE-Actually the same car over and over. But you know, that headline still doesn't sound quite decent. In fact, it sounds even more like the racy calendar Partick said the original headline brought to mind (that would be a horrid production), but there is no way I'm going to risk the remarks that would issue from him had I dared name this article "More Sharon on Cars".

Sharon Flees Photocop

To those of you laying awake nights wondering if I am still stuck in the lame lane, getting passed by little old ladies in Cadillacs (I am not thinking of a particular little old lady in a Cadillac, especially not one of those small Cadillacs), take some Nyquil and I'll talk to you in a week and a half.

My brave Tercel is up and running fast. I think it (I prefer the gender neutral when referring to my car despite Partick's insistence that he's given it balls) needs an alignment, but that shouldn't be too hard to come by, and since I can say the word "alignment" with some authority (I've been practicing) I don't anticipate any hassle from mechanics. But I'll keep you posted.

(Written by Sharon C. McGovern)

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